I Went to Wendy's to Witness a Love Story.
Life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the Eagles, learn how to fly.
Clementine Paddleford (via ceedling)
(Source: givemeajobplease, via queen-ofthecreeps)
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
(via ectobiologymajor)
